The Angst Novel’s CEO Awakens

Chapter 1: the r*tard was me all along

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While on the way home in the evening, Qu ShaoSi suddenly had a question that he previously would never have thought of.For what reason is he going home?He was clearly discussing an extremely crucial cooperation and had no reason to leave to go home.Yet here he is right now, on the way home. His driver, who had never once taken an off-day had vanished into thin air today. With his calls not going through, Qu ShaoSi had no choice but to drive home by himself.The high-rise buildings reflected the afterglow of the setting sun, blinding Qu ShaoSi, causing his vision to blur slightly. The cars beside him slowed down, and the green light at the intersection counted down to 1, about to turn yellow.Qu ShaoSi was about to stop his car.At this moment, he heard a voice in his head._________"Sign it."
"Tsk, what else could it be. It's the kidney donation agreement."Qu ShaoSi thought the sound came from his mobile phone. But when Hhe glanced over, he saw the phone quietly nestled in the armrest box."The matching results are out. Your kidney fulfils the transplant requirements, the operation has been scheduled for tomorrow." The voice continued, "Why are you crying? You should be honored to be able to donate a kidney to him. You have two kidneys anyways, what's wrong with donating one?"Qu ShaoSi frowned slightly.On one hand, he was digusted at whatever that he was hearing -- such words couldn't be said by anyone unless they had cerebral palsy for 10 years【1】. On the other hand, he found the voice familiar, too familar. This voice definitely belonged to someone he knew.Which r-tard【1】is playing this prank on him?
Qu ShaoSi's face darkened.The traffic lights got closer, turning from yellow to red. Qu ShaoSi was absolutely sure that he stepped on the brakes. However, the car accelerated illogically, speeding full speed into the traffic ahead.BANG!
There was a loud crash.A sticky fluid blurred Qu ShaoSi's vision. He blinked, his vision flashing red and black, all blurry while the familiar voice continued ringing in his ears."Babe, I won't hurt you anymore. Trust me, I' ve truly fallen for you!"Qu ShaoSi rested his head on the steering wheel, the afterglow laying on his bloodied face. At the last second, the world fell into darkness.Qu Shao Si finally realized.
Both the owner of the voice, and the r-tard-- it's himself........After such a gruesome card accident, Qu ShaoSi thought that he was dead. But in the darkness, he could hear the surroundings clearly.He heard the ambulance arriving and he was lifted onto a stretcher. Afterwards, his parents rushed to the hospital, and within half an hour, all the experts from the municipal hospital's surgical departments gathered in the operating room.Qu ShaoSi's injuries were actually not considered serious. The safety measures of his sports car was directly proportional to its costs. And yet all the experts on the scene were helpless.Qu ShaoSi knew that there is only one person who could save him.
It wasn't because their medical skills surpassed all the renowned experts and doctors on scene right now, but simply due to the fact that they were the protagonist shou of this world!While in the ambulance on the way to the hospital, Qu ShaoSi awakened and realized that the world that he lived in is actually a no-CP* angst BL novel.
And he, is the protagonist gong of this novel.The reason why he abandoned the contract to go home, why his driver vanished, why his brake turned into an accelator causing him to run a red light. Everything was so that he could meet the protagonist shou tonight, to begin the prelude to an angsty love. That is why he will be involved in a car accident no matter what, and also why none of these renowned experts are able to save him.This novel is five million words long.In the first four million words, Qu ShaoSi's role was to be a paranoid pervert, tormenting and abusing the protagonist shou to death. In the next 990 thousand words, his role was to be affectionate and loving, pampering the protagonist shou to death.In the last 10 thousand words, the protagonist shou falls critically ill, and Qu ShaoSi donated his kidney in order to save the protagonist shou. However, in consideration of the angst theme, the author no longer gave him the protagonist halo, and he passed away quietly in the arms of the protagonist shou.At the end of his life, he was 25 years old.His life, summarised with five million and two words.Lying on the operating type, Qu ShaoSi's heart went cold.He's 22 this year, meaning he could only live for another 3 more years -- and this 3 years would be full of physical and mental abuse, with bankruptcy after bankruptcy, and seemingly never-ending dog-blooded drama......Around the operating table, the doctors all shook their head, anxious. At this time, someone pushed the door and ran in. He was wearing a mask, but it could not conceal his excitement: "Director, I've managed to contact him! He'll reach in an hour!”Hearing this, the director, who stood on the left side of the operating table, heaved a sigh of relief and exclaimed in joy: "That's great, Xiao Qi is here, there's hope now."One of the doctors surprised, said: "Dr. Xiao Qi? Didn't he just graduate? Can he do it?""Dr. Zhang, you weren't around last month. You probably didn't know that Dr. Xiao Qi isn't your average ordinary graduate. He has saved several critically ill patient this past week......"......The murmurings and hushed discussion struck Qu ShaoSi's eardrums. As he listened, he suddenly digested the situation, and his heart twisted. This Dr. Xiao Qi that they were talking about, wasn't that the protagonist shou!According to the timeline of the original book, now is the beginning of the novel, and there is only an hour left before he will meet the protagonist shou.No.
His life shouldn't be like this!Qu ShaoSi's stiff fingertips moved slightly. Even if he was only a character in a novel, but now he has his own thoughts and is a brand new person. The rest of his life should be decided by him, and not by the five million and two words!He refuse to become the protagonist gong of this angst story, he wanted to live, he wanted to be a normal person and to live a normal and good life!Leave, he must leave the hospital immediately. He must absolutely avoid the protagonist shou from the very beginning! He has to change the plotline!The restlessness in his chest grew more and more intense, and a strong desire to live surged in Qu ShaoSi's body. He tried a few times, and finally gathered all of his remaining strength into his wrists.As soon as he was able to move, he eagerly raised his hand, which was trembling yet stubborn, and reached towards the light above him. Opening his eyelids, he shouted ---- "I want to leave!"*The hospital has 21 floors, with the emergency room located on the 2nd floor.At midnight, Qu’s parents stood in the dim and silent corridor. Mrs. Qu wiping her tears while Mr. Qu was comforting her.Click.The door of the emergency room opened suddenly. The two looked towards the door and the same time and were left stunned.
Mrs. Qu's tears hung on her eyelashes, swaying, yet it lingered for a long time without falling.With pursuers were chasing behind him, Qu ShaoSi had no time to explain, leaving the two of them with a "Don't chase me." as he hurridly ran away, barefooted.Two seconds later, a crowd of people rushed out of the emergency room.The director, who's forehead shone as if coated with a layer of oil, saw Mr. and Mrs. Qu and exclaimed with a hoarse voice: "It's not good Mr. and Mrs. Qu! Young Master Qu has ran away while not being in the right state of mind after regaining his conciousness! If we don't bring him back in time for surgery, I'm afraid that his condition may become critical!"After hearing this, Mrs. Qu almost fainted and hastily said: " Quick! Hurry and bring him back!"Qu ShaoSi ran to the elevator and saw that it was heading up, so he decisively continued to run forward.Passing through the corridor and making a turn, there was a room that was rather hidden. Seeing this, Qu ShaoSi immediately slipped into the room and gently pressed down on the door handle to lock the door. Placing his ear aginst the door, he listened with bated breath to the commotion outside.Footsteps quickly sounded across the corridor, rushing past the room hurriedly until the area outside fell silent again. Qu ShaoSi's tense back relaxed, and it was only then did he notice a sticky feeling on his forhead -- the sutured wound had split open.Qu ShaoSi felt the pain after realizing this, and inhaled sharply【2】, letting out a hiss-like sound. He pressed the door handle, and was about to leave the room when he heard voices suddenly coming from outside the door."Did you see it just now? The couple who was with the Director are the bosses of the Qu Family.""Which Qu Family?""The Qu Family who owns the Qu Shopping Mall. The recent building in our hospital was sponsored by the Qu Family.""Ah, so its that Qu Family! No wonder the lady was fully covered in limited edition luxury goods!""Of course, a multinational corportation with real estate and shopping malls under them, how could they not be rich? I heard that their son had a car accident today, and is currently being rescued in our hospital.""How could there be an accident out of nowhere, is it serious?""I don't know. Anyways, if I was the heir of the Qu Family, I would crawl back from the Naihe Bridge【3】even if I died. Hundreds of billions of assets, wu wu wu【4】, I'm so envious!""Me too! If I were him, I'd resign immediately and travel, and be able to buy anything I wanted without worries, ahh! Just thinking about it makes me feel so happy!"...The two nurses got more and more excited as they conversed, stopping in the corridor. The gauze wrapped around Qu ShaoSi's forehead had several large bloodstains, and he was barefooted. If he went out like this, the nurses would definitely call for assistance. He immediately withdrew his hand from the handle and looked for an alternate way out.Turning around, he realized that he had entered the water room.There were two windows in the room, both of which were closed. Qu ShaoSi walked over quickly and pushed the windows open. The height of each level was low, and there was no security windows installed on the 2nd floor. The evening breeze in early April was a little cooling, and carried a faint scent of cherry blossoms as it brushed against his face.Two cherry blossoms were in full bloom outside, growing so close to each other that they look like conjoined trees.Click click.At the same time, there was a sound at the door, and a nurse could be heard outside saying: "Eh? Why is this door locked?"Knock knock knock.She knocked on the door and asked: "Is anyone in there?"After a while without any response, she stuck out her tongue and told the nurse beside her: "That's strange, how could the door have locked itself from the inside? I'll go get the keys and be right back!"When opened the door after obtaining the keys from the nurse's station, the water room was still and quiet, with no one in sight. Only the windows were left wide open, with several petals floating in and landing on the windowsill.*Located behind the municipal hospital building was a Wu Ying* road, and Qu ShaoSi urgently needed to find a car so that he could be rushed to the nearest hospital to treat his wounds.He... ...might not last any longer! The plot has been changed, sure, but that change might be the time of his death being brought forward by 3 years instead!Qu ShaoSi held on to his abdomen tightly. Worrying that someone may catch up with him, he dared not slow down his pace and continued to run ahead while enduring the pain. From a distance, he saw a dark blue Bently parked in the middle of the street.The headlights of the Bently was on, and the driver's window was left open. He could vaguely see the silhoutte of a man sitting inside, though the orange street light on the side of his face made it dim and difficult to see the man clearly.But with just a quick glance, Qu ShaoSi subconciously took a few steps backs. This person's features was absolutely perfect, more so than anyone he had seen before. Don't tell me that this is the protagonist shou!The protagonist shou in the novel was described as a heartthrob with an unbelievably ethereal face, making anyone who had ever set eyes on him to fall in love with him at first sight.However, Qu ShaoSi quickly dismissed this thought.In this novel, in addition to the angst, there was also various dog-blooded melodramatic plots, one of which is the "real and fake" young master plot. The protagonist shou in this case, is the real young master who was taken away to an ordinary family by mistake, and was only found 3 months later by his family.The current protagonist shou wouldn't know how to drive a Bently.After judging that this person was not the protagonist shou, Qu ShaoSi picked up his pace and ran forward. At the roadside, he managed to see a young man standing a few meters in front of the Bently.Beside him was a cool motorcycle, and he was waving and flailing his arms around, exclaiming and shouting something at the Bently. It seemed that he must have stopped the Bently with his motorcycle, which explained why the Bently stopped in the center of the road.Before Qu ShaoSi could catch his breath, the Bently moved, driving straight ahead.Qu ShaoSi's eyes widened in shock, if they drove like this, the young man either end up dead or disabled! Is that guy out of his mind?!The young man also caught by surprise at the turn of events, stood in shock, frozen in his track whilst still keeping his arms wide above his head.The young man finally came to his senses just as the Bently was about to hit him. Hugging his head, he quickly threw himself aside, rolling tothe road buffer zone on the side of the road.BANG!With a loud crash, the young man's motorcycle worth millions was sent flying, falling apart into pieces across the street. The front of the Bently was dented and headlights all shattered. The windshield also suffered several cracks from the impact, yet the car continued forward, maintaining its speed while it drove past Qu ShaoSi.It was also in this instance that Qu ShaoSi managed to see the face of the man in the driver's seat clearly.

-- I'm not too sure if by 无线 they meant no pairings, but this is the best I could understand it as?-- I'm not sure what 武樱路 is supposed to mean, not sure if there's an actual meaning or if it could just be the name of a street.【1】脑瘫 (nǎo tān) - literal meaning is cerebal palsy. When first used "such words could not be said by anyone without having cerebral palsy for 10 years" Qu ShaoSi basically means that the person must be brain-damaged.
This word can also be used to scold someone by calling them brain-damaged or r*tarded, which is basically what Qu ShaoSi called himself.【2】呲了声 (cī le shēng) - the sound made while in pain, when sucking air in through the mouth. It's a sound that sounds like "sss" or like a hiss. Choosing to translate as inhaled sharply is to convey the reaction to the pain.【3】奈何桥 (nài hé qiáo) - this is a place in Chinese Folk Mythology where people must cross through to be reincarnated. Basically saying that the nurses would choose not to reincarnate but instead crawl back from the dead due to the inheritance.

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That face definitely belonged to a main character of some sorts.
Qu ShaoSi would not have doubted that the man in the car was the main protagonist of this novel, if not for the fact that the protagonist was himself.The man also noticed Qu ShaoSi.
In a disheveled and loose hospital gown, he stood barefooted in the green belt【1】. His forehead was wrapped with gauze, and the bloodstains on it mirrored the darkness of the night. Only a single drop of blood was located at the corner of Qu ShaoSi's eyes, enchanting and seductive【2】, as if he was with a natural blood mole.The man raised his peach blossom eye slightly【3】， turned around to smile at Qu ShaoSi before taking his leave arrogantly.【4】Qu ShaoSi was dumbfounded.Didn't this man just cause an accident, and almost killed someone earlier? Yet he was smiling away so happily?
What surprised him even more was what happened next. After the young man saw the Bently leaving, he hastily got up from the buffer zone, crying and shouting towards the back of the car: "Brother, come back! I don't permit you to go! Come back! Wu wu, I don't want you to go and pick her up!"They're brothers?!

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